WHY DO YOU DO IT? WHAT DRIVES YOU?
I’m nobody
I’m doing nothing
I’m done
I’m said
I’m spoken
I’m Driven
I’m absent
I’m gone
I’m wasted
I’m what I’m not
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU DO FOR SANITY MAINTENANCE?
What sanity? When asked why he wrote, Cioran answered: “Out of necessity. To avoid shouting or screaming. Writing is an encounter with God. However, I’m not a believer”. Me neither.
WHAT IS THE SCRAPPIEST THING YOU’VE DONE TO MAKE OR SAVE $$?
I stole communion wafers from a church and sold them to a satanist. Made enough to buy myself a brand new soul.
YOUR TASK IS TO PRESCRIBE ONE BOOK OR FILM TO THE COLLECTIVE. WHAT IS IT?
FILM: SALÒ, or the 120 DAYS OF SODOM by Pier Paolo Pasolini
BOOK: IN SEARCH OF THE MIRACULOUS by Peter Ouspensky
Current obsession?
Real Estate Open Houses.
I'm not looking for a home. I just like to dress sharp, walk through properties, chat with brokers (God, brokers are dark!), watch young couples — potential buyers daydreaming about marbled kitchen islands, piss in luxury bathrooms, read abnormal brochures, ask questions about maintenance. Getting deeper into that community, you know? Lately, I’m into Kips Bay boutique condos. Had a wild winter in Bowery lofts. Almost fell in love: heart broker.
MOST USEFUL FAILURE?
I failed to mention my parents when I won the Oscar Award: I’m an orphan.
SELECTED Q FROM THE PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE: WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST?
Fuck Proust ! I’m a Gide’s boy.
WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY WORKING ON?
My zine/compilation FAKE4: MASK VS PERSONA is coming out in June, featuring works by Parker Day, Bráulio Amado, Valley Latini, Foie Gras, David Rose,Nick Hadad, and Machino.
My first poetry book WASTED with a foreword by Richard Cabut and illustrations by Martin Groch is coming out in September. I’m publishing Tea Hacic-Vlahovic's first poetry book, too. I’m gonna shoot the cover. Can’t wait!
What else...Yes, I’m shocking audiences around the world on stage with my style, vile ! This new reading is strong. Greg Fox is playing drums on it !
I've got a couple of monographs coming up with my friends Andi80s and Sunshine.
The XPIZZA memoir book is still on track, even though the designer ran off with the money to backpack across the country. (No jokes.) I don’t blame that dude. Wherever you are right now, deep in the woods, do me a favor, take that cock out of your mouth, look up at the stars, and hear me out: I forgive you! Alright, go on. Continue the sucking.
DISCIPLINE OR ANARCHY?
Quoting myself: “Lying in my cage I’m gonna cry for the wasted time, when I obeyed.”